Kitkit: “Mummy, do you know Beer makes you Stronger?”
Me: “HUH?!”
Kitkit: “Ya! Beer makes you Stronger! B-E-E-R-!”
Me: “Errrr….where did you learn that from?”
Kitkit: “Well………..”
(And he started SINGING!!!)
“What doesn’t kills you makes you stronger…”
Thank you Kelly Clarkson!
*eyes rolled*

Me: “So I guessed shit makes you stronger too!”
Kitkit: “Oh yes! And you too Mummy! You make me stronger too!”
And he picked up my right hand and took a bite!
*faint*