All About Your Child

Homework , oh homework,
I wish I had more,
‘cause life without homework
would be a big bore.

Homework, oh homework,
I wish I had more,
‘cause school without homework
would be a big snore.

Homework, oh homework,
I wish I’d had more,
‘cause with my homework,
I cover the floor.

Homework, oh homework,
I wish I had more,
but when I sit down to do it,
my tushy gets sore.

Homework, oh homework,
I wish I had more,
‘cause if I don’t have it,
you will hear me snore.

Homework, oh homework,
I wish I had more.
My homework is missing,

I’m going to get sore.

Homework, oh homework,
I wish I had more.
Homework, oh homework,
it’s my favorite chore.

Homework, oh homework,
I wish I had more.
That’s why I scream as I
run out the class door.

~ 10 years old

Me: “Binbin, can you not hold my wrist this way? I’m not an old woman you know? Let’s hold hands.”

Binbin: “I scared you fall down.”

Me: “I am not wearing high heels shoes, will not fall down. Come, let’s hold hands properly.”

Holding hands the proper way…

Binbin: “I will hold your wrist when you become an old auntie.”

Me: “Alright. But now, I am a young auntie.”

Binbin: “huh?! You are young aunite? Then I am a Super Young Uncle ah!”

Me: *huge laugh* “Yes, yes, yes, SUPER young uncle indeed.” *huge laugh*