All About Your Child

Me: “Binbin, can you not hold my wrist this way? I’m not an old woman you know? Let’s hold hands.”

Binbin: “I scared you fall down.”

Me: “I am not wearing high heels shoes, will not fall down. Come, let’s hold hands properly.”

Holding hands the proper way…

Binbin: “I will hold your wrist when you become an old auntie.”

Me: “Alright. But now, I am a young auntie.”

Binbin: “huh?! You are young aunite? Then I am a Super Young Uncle ah!”

Me: *huge laugh* “Yes, yes, yes, SUPER young uncle indeed.” *huge laugh*

Keatkeat: “Mommy, I was a car when I run from there to here leh!”

Me: “Cool! It was pretty fast.”

Keatkeat: “You know why?”

Me: “Because you ran very fast?”

Keatkeat: “No… Because I fart all the way! Just like the black smoke from the exhaust pipe of the car.”

Me: *eyes-rolled*