All About Your Child

My favourtie niece, Zeng Yee, celebrated her 7th birthday today. Love her dearly from the day she was born; maybe because we are both born in the year of the snake, maybe because I stayed with her for 1 year, since she arrived onto this earth, before Allan and I moved out; maybe because she visits my stall every week since the day we moved out- she is like my daughter. This love is mutual too, cos’ I am the 2nd person she loved most – that’s what she told me.

Knowing that she is crazy over princesses and after what I bought for her during Christmas, I don’t have much variety left. These are what I managed to find. Hope Disney comes out with more new stuff for princesses, if not I would be in trouble when Children’s Day come around in October.

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Before Binbin’s very first birthday party arrive tomorrow, we needed to get these prepared:-

Goodies Bag

We have got small gadgets for play, biscuits to fill the tummy and lots of sweeties to decay the teeth.

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Party Hats

QC passed.

Inspected and tried on by the ‘man’, himself.

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Keatkeat’s present for his only brother

This was more like Binbin chose it himself and insisted that the elder brother buy for him.

Wrapper was chosen by Keatkeat and ‘wrapped’ by him too. (well, he did the taping part, mommy-me did the rest)

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Clean up

Before the fun begins tomorrow, there’s lots of cleaning up to be done. The birthday boy decides to help but he couldn’t even move stick the right way. Look at Keatkeat’s expression – laughing uncontrollably at Binbin till he needed to pee (look at his left hand)

So the brother did the rest of the work….

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Unlucky day – 3 days ago

Allan finally got his very first pay 3 days ago, ever since he started being a property agent. So here’s his belated valetine’s day + last year’s birthday present for me.

That day was drama, I forgot to bring my wallet along and this phone gave problem during the demo. It couldn’t even switched on. So we had to wait for the battery to be charged.

While it was charging at the battery. Allan went for appointment. For the 2 hours without the man around, I was at Westmall shopping with the kids with no money on me whatsoever. So super handicapped. Hated the feeling.

Went to the arcade where Binbin fell down and a piece of his skin was scraped off from the ear. Rather rounded. So now he looks like he’s got a ear stud from far. The teens at the arcade were yelling, “Shut the hell up.” Another one was exaggerating the cries.

I was so pissed. I was ready for a fight or an argument. I was so heated up. But my priority was to calm the little one down first. So I held my tongue. I just glared at them.

As if I wasn’t bad luck enough, a phone that doesn’t work at first sight, no money, got mocked by teenagers, the boys told me they needed to poo AT THE SAME TIME! I had to hold on to 2 cubicle doors while they did their business. It was so drama. Then they finished at the SAME TIME. Both insisted that I clean them up first. But I decided to go for Binbin first ‘cos I know Keatkeat’s shitting habit.

Of all things, what really set me on fire were the teenagers. Why has teenagers these days become so irritating?!

Personally that’s very true for my boys.

My 2-year-old Binbin shits on a daily basis and can complete his big business in less than a minute. He gives you the not-too-soft, not-too-hard, yet perfectly shaped kind-of shit. All you need is just 2 wipes and he is ready to put on his pants again.

Binbin’s personality is very much like that too. Very easily satisfied, fast in his actions and always on the go.

Unlike my 4-year-old Keatkeat. He is always wishy-washy. Could not really make up his mind on most things. He is the gentle kind of boy.

And his shit is just like him (sad to say). Keatkeat shits on alternate days, sometimes once in 3 days. He takes about 5-10 minutes to get his shit out. When he is completed. His output is super soft and irregular with lots left sticking on his anus.

He usually to wipe his bottom for 15-20 times before he is completely clean! Today, he broke his own record. He wiped 30 times and its still not clean!!! I could not believe my count and so decided to put a stop to it myself.

I had to wipe for another 5 times before I can get a completely clean toliet paper after leaving his hole. Its really unbelievable! Right after that, he told me that his hole hurts. Whose wouldn’t hurt after 35 wipes!

In the end, I still need to apply Zambak for him to make him fell better. *Sigh*

Does your shit tells alot about you too?