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Funny Moments April 20th, 2009On the escalator, Binbin was ‘training’ his balancing skills as it moves upwards. Leaning back and forth repeatedly on the edge of the steps.
Me (Serious Tone): “Binbin! Are you suppose to move about like that when you are on the escalator?!”
Binbin: “But I’m holding VEeeeerrrryyy TighT already!”
Me (Ready to turn into an even more Serious Tone): “BIN BIN…”
Before I could continue, droplets of saliva splashed onto his face…*face red*
Binbin: “Aiyoooo, Mommy! Your saliva make my face all wet leh!!! Like washing my face leh!!!” as he brushes off my saliva with his tiny hand.
Me: “Sorry…sorry.. sorry…” trying very hard to control my laughter as I reached for the tissue paper in my bag… *giggle*
Anger was turned into embarrassment and guiltiness immediately!
My Binbin is well-known for his loudness, so everyone around heard it! Its public alright?!!!
*face red*
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My boys and I were napping together.
In my dream, I was driving. A red car dashed into my lane and WHAMP! we collided. Allan (in the dream) screamed at me: “Be CAREFUL!!!” But I couldn’t stop my car (like in all dreams) and I kept crashing onto more cars. Allan pulled my left arm really tight, I wanted to shake him off.
WHAMP! My elbow hit his face! He wailed!….*huh*
NO!!! It wasn’t him!
It was Binbin!!!
I ELBOWED MY BOY IN REALITY!
In my semi-consciousness, Binbin wailed: “Mommy! Why you beat me???!!”
Fighting to ‘Wake Up’……
When I was completely awake, I realised I woke my rooster boy from his nap with my elbow and his lips were BLEEDING!!!
Yes, Binbin was lying on my left side and (in my dreams) Allan was on my left side too! (Its right-hand drive in Singapore)
OMG!!!!
I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time…..it was just too funny, yet to have hurt my 4 year old so badly in my unconsciousness made me feel so terrible…
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Sorry Baby Binbin, really! Sorry….
Damn! I’m still giggling as I type…. I’m so terrible!
April 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am
children are always truthful. *lol*
April 21st, 2009 at 12:09 am
aiyoo …. mummy ah (me trying hard not to laugh) … is that your left brain punishing you for napping ??
poor bin bin … mummy, did you quickly use some sugar to stop the bleed? it helps!
April 21st, 2009 at 12:58 am
Woah… it’s dangerous sleeping with u. kekeke Soli, soli… I hope Binbin’s lips r not badly hurt.
April 21st, 2009 at 1:12 am
Ling,
didn’t leh…*laugh*
seriously, I wasn’t really fully awake TILL a couple of minutes later….
so while I was still struggling in the semi-conscious state, Allan washed him and calmed him down…
*sigh* *giggle*
April 21st, 2009 at 3:31 am
Don’t you love how kids always yell out embarrassing things in public?
And talk about feeling guilty–elbowing your child in the face! Luckily he’s young enough to forgive you easily.
April 21st, 2009 at 4:08 am
Bwahahahahahahahahah!Girl!You are soooooooooooo funny!
And poor Bin Bin!
Very good post!Really!
xoxoxoxoxo
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April 21st, 2009 at 4:49 am
Really great read. Keep up the good work and good luck with your site!
April 21st, 2009 at 8:29 am
You whacky lady (get it?) you’re going to have to be tied up while you sleep.
April 21st, 2009 at 8:37 am
hahahaha…..so funny lah you!
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April 21st, 2009 at 9:06 am
Haha… so funny!! Next time, made bin bin sleep on the right! But who knows, you might be the passenger then, and hit Allan on the right … for whatever reasons … heee!!!
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April 21st, 2009 at 9:38 am
Erin,
Of Cos!!!!
Its too explicit to not to!!!
*huge laugh*
April 21st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Hahahaha.. burst into laughter when reading your post!
April 21st, 2009 at 1:45 pm
wahahahaha~~~
April 21st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
OMG, sounded painful !!
So funny lah !! :):)
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April 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I cant stop laughing :) But poor BIn BIn :)
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:05 pm
i know kids drive us mad but spitting on them is a bit much dont you think? bad mommy! *wink wink*
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I’m the opposite coz I am the one who kena not only elbowed but kicked and punched by my son (last time) and now my daughter… :P
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 am
hahahah….sorry, I really couldn’t help laughing at both incidents!! :D
Remind me of a similar incident I did on Charmaine when she was still a toddler!