All About Your Child

In the car…

8 year old Keatkeat: “Papa, your hair looks like Mr Bean”

Cheeky Allan: “Huh Same Meh?! But his, so handsome.”

Keatkeat: “Yes. Same.”
*paused for 2 seconds*
“But I am NOT saying you are handsome lah. Just the same hairstyle.”

Me: *huge laugh*

Allan *twisted grin*: “The real Mr Bean or the cartoon Mr Bean?”

Keatkeat: “Cartoon. Both of you have the two curves on the top two sides.”

Allan: “……..”

Me: *still giggling away at the front seat*

 Kids Talk : Mr Bean’s Hair

With 4 visits to the clinic and 1 visit to the hospital in less than 3 weeks, I think I have enough. Can everyone in the family be in the pink of health soon? Signs are starting to show that this nurse, aka ME, is collapsing…

Other than taking care of them physically, my mind must remain alert to challenge their mischievous-ness.

Keatkeat: “Mummy, why I like cannot hear very well?”

Me: “Maybe because you are sick.”

Keatkeat: “Or is it because after we move house, you haven’t dig my ears? Two weeks already leh.”

Me: “I will check later.”

Keatkeat went back to his homework….

Me: “Keatkeat, head up. Chin away from table when writing.”

Keatkeat: “Tsk!” (as he lifted his head)

Me: “See? Your ears are fine, you can hear me.”

Keatkeat: “Huh? What did you say? I can’t hear.”

Me: *Twisted mouth and eyes rolled* “Guess you are not that sick afterall.”

Keatkeat: “Huh? Really can’t hear wat….” And went back to his work.

Kids Talk – I Can’t Hear

Keatkeat and Binbin were having a great time giggling and laughing at their own kiddy jokes during the car ride back from dinner, till Allan broke those infectious laughter with a serious tone, calling, “Eh Keatkeat, Binbin.”

They quietened down, but their dad wanted to make sure that they were really giving him full attention, so he went “Keatkeat, Binbin.” in a serious tone again.

Then Keatkeat suddenly blurted, “Let’s Discuss This Over A Tiger!”

*huge laugh*

And the cheeky father said, “Then we need to go to the zoo.”

*huge laugh*

Keatkeat: “No lah! Its Beer ok?! Tiger Beer!”

*Enormous Laugh*

The power of commercials!
Even though it was a wrong target market, Tiger Beer, you succeeded in making an impression in the viewers’ minds!

*Thumbs Up*

Kids Talk ~ Tiger Beer?

Binbin: “Papa, what do you call a dog that is hot?”

Allan: “HotDog.”

Binbin: “Yes.”

Allan: “Then what do you call a chick that is hot?”

Binbin: “Naked Chick.”

*laugh* Allan & I: “Why?”

Binbin: “Because its very warm, so take off all the feathers become naked.”

*laugh*

Kids Talk ~ Riddle

Allan: “Binbin, did you chit chat with your teacher like what you used to do with Miss S. in Kindergarten?” (read this post)

Binbin: “Of ‘cos NOT! My Primary 1 teacher is very fierce! She always tells us to be quiet for all periods. She always say “No Talking!” every time! She is very confusing. Always say “No Talking”, but she always asks us questions. I told her “When you ask us questions, we should not answer you because you always tell us not to talk.” “

Allan: “You REALLY told her that!?”

Binbin: “Ya! Of cos lah! She wants us to be quiet, but she asks us questions, how to be quiet and answer her questions?!”

Allan: “So what did the teacher say?”

Binbin: “She said “No, only when I ask questions then you talk.” “ And Binbin ROLLED HIS EYES!

No, no, no, he did not roll his eyes at the teacher. He rolled his eyes after he ended his ‘story-telling’.

*laugh*

Kids Talk – “No Talking”