All About Your Child

Kitkit: “Mummy, do you know Beer makes you Stronger?”
Me: “HUH?!”
Kitkit: “Ya! Beer makes you Stronger! B-E-E-R-!”
Me: “Errrr….where did you learn that from?”
Kitkit: “Well………..”
(And he started SINGING!!!)
“What doesn’t kills you makes you stronger…”
Thank you Kelly Clarkson!
*eyes rolled*

Me: “So I guessed shit makes you stronger too!”
Kitkit: “Oh yes! And you too Mummy! You make me stronger too!”
And he picked up my right hand and took a bite!
*faint*

A simple lunch in IKEA ended with a punching mini-speech from Kitkit.
Nothing triggered him to say these words, they were ‘vomited‘ out of his mouth for no particular reason.

“I think God made it a challenge for you and Papa to have me as your son.
Ah-Bin is like the perfect child.
Perfect eyesight, good posture, walks properly, loves to eat fruits and vegetables.
I am the total opposite.
Needs to wear spectacles, has problem with my spine, has problem with my feet, does not like vegetables, all I eat is meat, french fries and burgers.
*chuckled*
One is totally good and the other is totally horrible.
So its like an angel and devil thing.
So I think its a challenge for you two.
Ya.”

He smiled.

Me: “So Kitkit, are you going make it an even tougher challenge for us from now on?”
Kitkit: “Ya, maybe.”

*faint*
Alright, I’ve been warned.
Time to double up my Armour!!!

A Challenge for You and Papa