Kid’s Talk 4

Child, Funny Moments, kids talk, Parenting

We were driving home after the Mothers’ Day celebration at my in-laws’ on Sunday night….

Keatkeat: “Mommy, D-U-C-K is ‘Duck’.”

Me: “Mm.”

Keatkeat: “T-R-U-C-K is ‘Truck’.”

Me: “Yes.”

Keatkeat: “Mommy, ‘Duck’ and ‘Truck’ rhymes right? Because both have ‘U.C.K.’?”

Me: “Yup.”

Keatkeat: “Mommy, what is ‘B-U-C-K’?”

Me: “Its a male deer. Male means boy-boy. Female means girl-girl. So ‘buck’ is a boy-boy deer.”

Keatkeat: “Mommy, then what is ‘F-U-C-K’?

The kids were sitting at the back, so Keatkeat didn’t see our jaws dropped! Allan and I looked at each other, speechless. I nudged Allan and gave him the ‘honour’ to answer that.

Allan: “Keatkeat, where did you learn that from?”

Keatkeat: “I want to find more words to rhyme with ‘Duck’. So I change the letter in-front. So ‘Fuck’ rhymes with ‘Duck’ right?”

I was giggling away as Allan continues….

Allan: “Keatkeat, its a vulgar language. Don’t learn. Not good.”

We were expecting him to ask ‘What is ‘vulgar?’. Surprisingly he didn’t. Maybe because Allan had already said that its ‘Not good and shouldn’t learn.’

I just hope he will NEVER say ‘Fuck rhymes with Duck‘ if his teacher EVER ask the class ‘Ok, children tell me all the words that rhymes with ‘Duck.”

*laugh*

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Shock of Their Lives!

Funny Moments

Allan and the kids love to play “Whaaah”. They would run and hide somewhere behind pillars or walls. Wait for another person who is not hiding, who NORMALLY (already) knows where the hider is, to come close, JUMP IN FRONT OF HIM and go “Whaaah“, with 2 hands and ‘claws-like-fingers’ in the air.

Sometimes its the kids who will hide. Sometimes its Allan. The 3 boys have this mutual thing between them, they just know whose turn it is to hide and who is gonna be the one to have a heartbeat skipped.

Ok, this was what happened yesterday night when we were walking towards our car in the multi-storey carpark….

Keatkeat was in a bad mood. He was not in the mood to play, held my hand and strolled, while Binbin dashed to the last pillar BEFORE the multi-storey carpark. Everyone saw where he was hiding. As usual, we pretended to not know.

Just seconds before we were going to be ‘surprised’, 2 men, appearing to be in a hurry, overtook us.

Binbin thought the footsteps were ours, JUMPED OUT with ‘CLAWS’ and “WHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” the 2 men!!!!

The poor men literally JUMPED UP with HANDS TO THEIR CHEST!!!

(OMG! I’M STILL LAUGHING SO HARD NOW… Oh Shut Up!)

The men in their 30s laughed so loud when they realised it was a shorty-little-thing that almost gave them the shock of their lives!

Binbin turned to us, folded his arms with the most crumbled face, “Why you all walk so slow!!! See lah! I ‘Whaaaahhh’ the wrong person!”

*Huge Laugh*

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